Thieves Dear Sirs:
Dear Mr. Burglars :
addition
to tell them they are bastards and wish that:
In Addition To Say That You Are bastards, and wish you THAT:
- I draw the nails with pliers. Withdraw to Be Your nails with pliers.
- His eyes are drilled slowly. drilled to Be Your eyes, slowly.
- Open your chest and stretch your intestines as they try to observe (which can not do because their eyes were pre-drilled). Your chest to Be Open and your intestines stretched while you try to observe (Which CAN NOT do Because Eyes Were your pre-drilled) .
- electric shock with high amperage to electrodes on the ears. Receive high-current electric shocks with electrodes on the ears. Drink
- hydrochloric acid. Drink hydrochloric acid.
would have been very useful to stop a couple of additional fingerprints to facilitate the work of the police, and not let the door so out of position ... and would have been great if they had done and the thief left a backup Swedish computer he stole (the thief does have a social conscience!), but I regret to see that, even though I left many belongings, as are some inconsiderate bastard. It Would Have Been Very useful to leave a couple of Additional fingerprints to Facilitate the work of the police, and let the door Not so out of position ... and Would Have Had Been done great if you like a burglar the Swedish Who left a backup of the computer I stole (that burglar does Have a social conscience!), But I regret to See That, Even When Many belongings you left, You Are Inconsiderate bastards.
regret not being in a Hollywood film (to ensure happy ending) where there is a super agent who can discover, find and apply the penalties described above. Know they are not welcome in my home ... please do not return. I Regret Not Being in a Hollywood film (to Ensure the happy ending) Where There is a super agent Who Can discover, find and Apply the penalties Described Above. Know You are not welcome in my home ... Please Do Not return.
remain, So finally,
hope, too, that the outrage a donkey. Hoping you'll be Outraged by a donkey.
Sincerely, Sincerely yours, F.
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